August 6, 2013
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More than Real
So. Apparently I have a stalker. At long last, a real stalker – not some web bot that drops 256 pageloads per minute every thirty minutes on the half hour after 2AM. A real person, strolling leisurely (and at plausible times) through my pages of record. Who is she? I have guesses, but no idea. She *could* be a pasty hairy dude living in mom’s basement; but as I have nothing more than anonymous footprints to go on, I can make her whatever I want to her to be. And I will.
Turns out she’s adorable (who knew). Quirky and kind and smug and clever and kewte. That’s right, kewte. With the silent e.
Definitely kewte.
I have to say I’m kinde of excited about this development.
If you never hear from me again, assume the basement dude got me. Meanwhile, she’s my fantasy – I DO WAHT I WANT.
Comments (14)
I am pretty kewte
If you disappear would you like the authorities to be notified?
@LadyofWaters - aw…that’s a touching thought, but…meh. probably just as well to say it was “my time”…
i’ll play Boyz II Men at ur funeral
@thisisryanross - holy crap, this lame excuse for a post is number 6 on top blogs?! man there really must be nothing going on here. AT ALL. boyz II men? really? oh well, why not. i don’t suppose i’ll be around to veto much…
It wouldn’t be an anonymous California browser with using “safari” would it? Cuz I been dealing with my own stalker that fits that bill.
@complicatedlight - LOL, NUMBER 6, xanga is deader than dead.yes, the playlist i’m creating for your wake will include the talents of boyz II men, snoop dogg, the jonas brothers & nickelback. (sarcastic voice) quality stuff.
Oh you just admitted that you’re gay though. Stop pretending like you love me because I’m a stalker.
@SoullFire - what the…damn, i thought i was special.
@twilike - easy there…nobody said anything about love.
lolbear. so silly.
stalker…hmmmm
I’m sure your bf won’t mind. Don’t be afraid of love. It feels good. I’m only stalking for the content. The dirtier the better.
@JessicaSpeak - ^.^