I just bought a life time Premium membership. I fear Xanga will go away, but it is good for old men like me with no outside social life.
The law is that the probability of the toast landing butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. So to achieve perpetual motion one would need a carpet of infinite value and a perfect cat. As a corollary, the probability of the cat becoming motion sick and vomiting as a result is also directly proportional the cost of the carpet — the carpet would not maintain infinite value if it were stained by cat vomit, and the motion would cease. Thus the need for the perfect cat.
Unfortunately, the only perfect cat is a dead cat, and dead cats do not exhibit the landing always on the feet phenomenon, so the antigravity cat/toast machine cannot be built.
@HappierHeathen - of course, but you forgot about the…uh… and what about the….hm…i must admit you’ve got a point about the dead cat. though there’s always the possibility that…
yeah. that wouldn’t be ideal, either.
damn you heathen. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
bahaha. awesome.
why is this not yet a meme?? i will get my teenage brother working on this issue
Caturday brings out the best in everyone. Fact.
lol
Ha! You’re right about that.
I bought lifetime premium here almost a decade ago. I like to get my money’s worth as a cheap bastard.
Facebook is gay. It’s good if you wanna meet up with new peeps, like your friends, most of whom you’ve never met before. It’s also good if you wanna kill time hoarding pictures or playing gay games. It’s so gay.
Sooner or later I hope it disappears n falls off the shelf into oblivion!^>^
@HappierHeathen - the only thing missing here is a like button for the comments.
That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing. We got a good laugh at that over breakfast.
I know! Let’s get NASA involved. They’re like Life Cereal Mikey. They’ll try anything. I figure we could get four or five years of very high salaries just for the cat quest alone, another six or eight out of toast research, and as many as ten years doing butter science. Then the ice cream on the pie: We could spend decades lobbying Congress for rug funding, and maybe even dodge taxes by founding The Holy Church Of The Sacred Spinning Cat.
There’s lots of money to be made in bad science!
Oh, Phil. Sometimes you make me so very happy.
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lol!
that’s actually pretty funny Where the heck do they sell that stuff (no, not cats and toast)?
that. is. hilarious.
that is awful and hilarious at the same time. critical thinking…hahahahahahah
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And I thought my husband was brilliant… phoooie in this solar business! Gatorrada for the win!!!
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@ShimmerBodyCream - what, YOU NEED MORE?
Cute.
I just bought a life time Premium membership. I fear Xanga will go away, but it is good for old men like me with no outside social life.
The law is that the probability of the toast landing butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. So to achieve perpetual motion one would need a carpet of infinite value and a perfect cat. As a corollary, the probability of the cat becoming motion sick and vomiting as a result is also directly proportional the cost of the carpet — the carpet would not maintain infinite value if it were stained by cat vomit, and the motion would cease. Thus the need for the perfect cat.
Unfortunately, the only perfect cat is a dead cat, and dead cats do not exhibit the landing always on the feet phenomenon, so the antigravity cat/toast machine cannot be built.
@HappierHeathen - of course, but you forgot about the…uh… and what about the….hm…i must admit you’ve got a point about the dead cat. though there’s always the possibility that…
yeah. that wouldn’t be ideal, either.
damn you heathen. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
bahaha. awesome.
why is this not yet a meme?? i will get my teenage brother working on this issue
Caturday brings out the best in everyone. Fact.
lol
Ha! You’re right about that.
I bought lifetime premium here almost a decade ago. I like to get my money’s worth as a cheap bastard.
Facebook is gay. It’s good if you wanna meet up with new peeps, like your friends, most of whom you’ve never met before. It’s also good if you wanna kill time hoarding pictures or playing gay games. It’s so gay.
Sooner or later I hope it disappears n falls off the shelf into oblivion!^>^
@HappierHeathen - the only thing missing here is a like button for the comments.
That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing. We got a good laugh at that over breakfast.
@complicatedlight - Good science is hard.
I know! Let’s get NASA involved. They’re like Life Cereal Mikey. They’ll try anything. I figure we could get four or five years of very high salaries just for the cat quest alone, another six or eight out of toast research, and as many as ten years doing butter science. Then the ice cream on the pie: We could spend decades lobbying Congress for rug funding, and maybe even dodge taxes by founding The Holy Church Of The Sacred Spinning Cat.
There’s lots of money to be made in bad science!
Oh, Phil. Sometimes you make me so very happy.
g.
lol!
that’s actually pretty funny
Where the heck do they sell that stuff (no, not cats and toast)?
that. is. hilarious.
that is awful and hilarious at the same time. critical thinking…hahahahahahah