September 22, 2011
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Ambiguity FTW
So my Pisces horoscope for today reads
“An important matter is coming up — again. The subject is quite delicate in nature, so do restrain yourself from being too blunt at the wrong time, just this once. Not that anyone could possibly love you any less.”
LOL
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YEAH, phil.
My Pisces horoscope said: “Although your roommate thought it was crazy of you to buy all that
plastic sheeting, you’ll come home to find it applied to the walls and
floors soon enough.”
haha they’re so gay! Jus make me laugh too. Here’s tmrs written for you, by me.
You will meet someone, or at least something, and eat, but not necessarily together. You will breathe and go to the bathroom. An idea will cross your mind sometime during the day. Without knowing the exact moment when, you will fall asleep and wake up some time later.
My horoscope said
Oh wait, I don’t read the damn thing since it told me that I am all that I think I am,especially when I look in the mirror first thing in the morning when my eyes are puffy.
@dirty_sweater - damn. even though tomorrow is yet to be, i have faith in your uncanny accuracy.
@z_stands_for - do you think you’re a dork? cuz that’d be about right.
So. At least I’m not a Pisces. (Pronounced Piss keys).
@z_stands_for - oh yeah? well pissskeys definitely rock *your* world, i tell you what. dork.
reads more like amsmalluity. don’t bogart that blunt. ok maybe just once
Ok, so don’t be blunt at the wrong time.
Be blunt at the right time.
@an_OM_aly - linda…do you know how much i love having your goofy, mystical, semi-scientific butt in my life? put it this way – nothing you’d ever do could possibly make me love you any less.
@girlForgetful - shut up. now is not the time.
@complicatedlight - Oh noes you did it wrong.
@girlForgetful - D’OH!
WHat do I say to that when I just so happened to be talking to my mom on the phone and I read “rock your world” I forgot that she was there..
I’d probably throw my phone away for you. But tomorrow.
@z_stands_for - haha…yeah. tomorrow. AT MY HEAD.
I would take the battery out first, though.
@z_stands_for - <3
If you read it many times, it starts making sense. I swear!
@windoftheforest -
just felt like using that emoticon.
bizzaro yo! changin horror scopes^^
I wonder what they want you refrain from…?
That’s… pretty funny actually, hehe
@nimbusthedragon - i’d pick you to be exactly the one to dig it with me.
@dirty_sweater - time will tell. let’s see…today’s says “It’s not just your relationships with friends that have taken on this
added intensity. Each and every encounter will carry a passionate
undertone, for better or worse. It’s up to you to make it turn out
better. Bet you will.”
@complicatedlight - aww I like this one better: “it’s okay to chill n have fun”. But yours is fun too! I really wanna sink my teeth into some juicy pizza n watch the juices squirt out onto my face! Plus, it just depends on what we’re talking about. We can’t always say nice stuff, you know. ‘twould be fibbing yo!
It frustrates me how little I’ve shared about my life here right now… Everything I want to say sounds completely trite when I think about how it would read from the other end…
Good luck mighty fish.
@oceanstarr - you’re a fascinating, vibrant, challenging human being, starr. i love you no matter how you package it.
@complicatedlight - Maybe it’s the wedding sentimentality or something. I just wanna give you a damn hug Phil.
Popped in the Odd Pet cd again recently and thoroughly enjoyed it yet again.
I always thought we Pisces were the picture of sensitivity and diplomacy but I keep hearing I need to be more diplomatic and less brutaly honest. It’s only when someone has really pissed me off that I let the straight truth come out, and if they can’t handle the truth then screw em
@Mischief_Skittles - i’m pretty direct. oh, and speaking of screwin’ ‘em…lol just ran across this old chestnut: http://centripetalnotion.com/images/pbf.png
my school newspaper told me:
Hello Aquarius; you should beware of catching a cold not because you are an aquarius but because statistically speaking your chances are increased with the change in seasons.
Yours, the UMass Amherst Collegian
Oh yes… about that Important Matter… Well, you see… that’s what I’ve been meaning to talk to you about…
@satanbane - you don’t mean…THAT important matter, do you matt?
whatever the matter, i trust you won’t love me any less.
WTF??
Your blunt nature screwed up your last important matter with endearing consequences and now that the matter has presented itself again, your fear of not being adored risks unbridaling your blunt nature at the certain peril of your matter of importance?
Its a good thing I don’t write horoscopes.
People would spend more time hitting the dictionary and saying “huh?” than understanding what it is I have to warn them about…